News for the Unemployed: Kris Jenner Got Plastic Surgery and Now Looks Like Kim’s Twin. LMAO.

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In a classic “I don’t know what I was thinking” moment, I once wrote a crash course on the Kardashians. And even wondered what Nicki Minaj was referring to when she was talking about the Anaconda in her song. By that time I already had two kids, but you know, I was giving Nicki the benefit of doubt that her lyrics didn’t have any double entendre in them.

You see, as an Indian American mom, I’m not well versed with America’s pop culture.

Anyway, I fully admit that the Nobel Prize committee must ignore these gems I’ve written and only grade my other literary works.

Yes, I have my moments of pondering world peace and decoding our hopeless tech addictions, but I’m also human. And that’s how I ended up in the rabbit hole of IG stumbling upon Kris Jenner’s new face after plastic surgery.

At this point, I think she’s lost count of how many facelifts she’s had, so for the purposes of this thesis, that number wouldn’t matter.

Friends, the news is not of Kris Jenner’s surgery, it’s more of how she’s morphed herself into looking like Kim. Now imagine getting so cognitively disturbed that I’ve the itch to blog about it.

Kris Jenner Posing For The Paps

Let me break it down.

Cheeks & Jawline: So tight they could carve diamonds. Honestly, her jawline is sharper than your average mother in law’s tongue.

Skin: Polished marble. Someone check if Michelangelo is still alive, he might want royalties.

Lips: Not just plump, these are investable assets. Upper lip funded by the Federal Reserve, lower lip by a Kickstarter campaign. They have to be, considering Kim’s infamous video can’t continue to fund their lavish lifestyles.

Forehead & Brows: Botox and a brow lift so aggressive even her expressions require subtitles. Emotions have already filed bankruptcy.

Neck: Gravity stands unemployed.

Hands: The most authentic and honest aspect of Kris – they scream of her age – 70’s years old. LMAO.

And the most terrifying part? She literally looks like Kim, imagine if everyone in Calabasas starts going to the same surgeon, what would happen. Hide all the notes and measurements of what Kim got done to herself, hurry!

Ok jokes apart, let’s be honest. I don’t hate plastic surgery. Want a facelift? Fine. Lip filler? Go for it. Botox? Have fun. I personally don’t want them, but I see the hype as a 45 year old middle aged woman.

But Kris isn’t just doing this for herself. She’s sending a message, a toxic, cultural virus. That aging is a disease, wrinkles are failure and natural beauty is a PR stunt.

She isn’t just fighting time, she’s erasing it. And in doing so, she’s teaching an entire generation of women, especially those who are already juggling ten lives at once, that aging is unacceptable. That your value declines by the second your jawline sags or a gray hair dares to appear.

Let’s be honest, Kris Jenner is not the problem. She is a symptom. A symptom of a culture that monetizes insecurity, weaponizes vanity, and worships the fountain of youth like a cult. A culture that seems to say – Be ageless, or be invisible.

A Silicon valley friend of mine told me ageism is a big problem for men too where they’re look down upon for not keeping up with appearances.

So yes, Kris’ face is polished to nuclear perfection. It’s sad, she doesn’t love her true self and continues to carve out a new me, every few months.

But, I want to ask America and the world, why should we hold ourselves to impossible beauty standards and hide behind filters, photoshops and facelifts? My debate is not about Kris’ surgery to begin with, it’s about our true identity and being comfortable with it.

How do you feel about this??

Kris Aka Kim

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