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I’ll keep on eye on them so you don’t have to.Â
Hey, what’s up?
Since most girls on the planet seem to either aspire for one or already have an Only Fans account (if you don’t know what that is, don’t use your work laptop to search for it), I thought I should take up the duty of starting a counter culture movement. You see, as an Indian American mom, I have assets to show.
Before your imagination starts running wild 🤡, sit down please. I was talking about my mental assets – humor, word play, sarcasm, and quick wit etc etc.
The point is if you’ve come here for thirst traps, stay thirsty.
All satire apart, if you’ve been following me for a while, you know how my YouTube channel went kaput, thanks to copyright claims made in 3 quick successions on it on a fateful day in the summer of 2025.
I was let down for a couple of hours, before I realised these influencers and celebrities are not going away. And that was my perfect excuse to continue with my ONLY Bans mission!
Why ban attention seeking idiots and give them more footage, you might ask. At this stage in my life, I’ve very low tolerance for bullshit and have a moral duty to undress – undress hypocrisy that is.
So, hop on the ride if you find this funny! Check out the posts below where I’m going after celebrities, influencers, uncles who want to show their dance skills for everyone, and mediocre nepo-kids who think talent is inherited like real estate. Bless their hearts.
Reminder. This is not your average OnlyFans account. This is ONLY Bans – where you finally hear what the Indian American mom really thinks.
🚨 Trigger Warning
This content may contain:
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Loud opinions
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Unsolicited intelligence
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Sarcasm that bites
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Violence against stupidity
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Mentions of logic (viewer discretion advised)
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Emotional damage (temporary)
If you are easily offended, easily confused, or currently working as a PR agent for a celebrity, please consult a therapist before proceeding.
⚖️ Big Legal-ish Disclaimer
The videos and blog posts under the category of “Only Bans” contain commentary, criticism, satire, humor, analysis, and educational discussion of public figures and public information. My opinions are personal and protected speech.
U.S. Law: Fair Use + First Amendment
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The First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution
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Protects satire, parody, and commentary, even if it makes public figures uncomfortable. Feelings are not a legal argument.
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đź’… Relax Clause
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Celebrities are public figures.
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Public actions get public reactions.
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If you’re offended, please scroll, don’t sue.
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If you’re triggered, breathe and hydrate.
Now that the legal and emotional disclaimers are out of the way…
🔥 Let. The. Roast. Begin. 🔥
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